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Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
Seeded on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:24 PM EDT
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Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
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Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent
How many times do they have to swallow semen to decrease their risk of breast cancer 100%?
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A blowjob a day keeps the doctor away.
A blowjob a day keeps the mistress away.
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This article may be a hoax, but it doesn't mean the hypothesis is untrue, simply that insufficient testing has been done to make a determination.
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I, for one, will gladly volunteer my services for this study to continue until there is sufficient evidence to back it up. :)
(...not my oral services, for those smart asses that might think they're clever.) ;)
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I can see where North Carolina would be subject to that kind of wishful thinking.
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yeah! you want some of this? huh!
yeah! it could save your life! you know that! yeah! uh-huh!
could save your life!
you want some of this!
beg! beg for it! that's right!
say "please!"
say 'pretty please!' huh!
say 'pretty please with cherries on top'!
who's your daddy? huh!
I can't hearrrrr youuuuu!
get on your knees!
tell me how much you want me! huh!
tell me how much you need me!
that's right!
I got your good health right here!
so you'd better be nice to me!
now go ahead.
and when I have decided you have had enough medication for the now, you stop.
I should charge you for this!
Do you hear me?! huh?
I can't hearrrr youuuu!
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Time to start The BJ for a Cure fundraiser.
Lining up up donors now.
Now, for the deserving recipients.
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If the semen of one man can help reduce breast cancer by 40%, we women could really boost our health by making sure we get a balanced diet by having more than one guy around. If you get caught by the hubby, you can just say you were doing it for your health. and I'd imagine that if oral medication is beneficial, that the old fashioned injection method is just as potent.
;)
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Actually, the Incredulous One, the first study provided by Peter Meral found that birth control "methods allowing a direct exposure to human semen" did decrease the risk of breast cancer. So, one could argue that it does support the hypothesis that blowjobs (which definitely allow a "direct exposure to human semen") could decrease the risk of breast cancer.
Call me crazy, but I bet "BJ for the Cure" would probably get a helluva lot more turnout that "Walk for the Cure" . . . probably enough men would sign up to make up for the women that do Walk for the Cure that would decline to participate ; )
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Now following Ron White (the Tater) suggestion that scientists should develop a medication that makes it taste like Chocolate, would be a boon. I might add that this article was a long time....coming! On a personal and not derogatory note, it figures that a Blonde would expose a discovery such as this...just kidding I am partial to brunettes.
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Peter (I type with straight face): Both studies you link relate to rates of breast cancer between barrier methods of contraception and non-barrier methods. These studies have nothing to do with oral ingestion of semen... therefore, no need to say “ahhh!”
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For any of you ladies needing your prescription filled just........... " knock 3 times,".....
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yeah! you want some of this? huh!
yeah! it could save your life! you know that! yeah! uh-huh!
could save your life!
you want some of this!
beg! beg for it! that's right!
say "please!"
say 'pretty please!' huh!
say 'pretty please with cherries on top'!
who's your daddy? huh!
I can't hearrrrr youuuuu!
get on your knees!
tell me how much you want me! huh!
tell me how much you need me!
that's right!
I got your good health right here!
so you'd better be nice to me!
now go ahead.
and when I have decided you have had enough medication for the now, you stop.
I should charge you for this!
Do you hear me?! huh?
I can't hearrrr youuuu!
KBees....LMAO and votes your post UP! ~wipes the tears of laughter and yes, my sides do hurt~ F'ing excellent post!!
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If I volunteer for the "BJ for a Cure" fundraiser, when I'm finished can I take a tax deduction for a charitable contribution? ;)
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This article makes me want to puke quite literally. Want to make Newsvine a sleeze web site? Continue to post crap like this.
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Come on, Mitsy. With the way Viner's go at each other daily on every other article, this little dose of light-hearted humor is a great way for us to....ehem....blow off steam.
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@1.15
Nice post. I literally loled, and that rarely happens to me when I'm on newsvine. Thanks. :)
@1.24
Get a sense of humor. Nobody forced you to read this seed or any of the comments within. Relax; I'm told it's good for your health. ;)
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RachaelMM
Actually, the Incredulous One, the first study provided by Peter Meral found that birth control "methods allowing a direct exposure to human semen" did decrease the risk of breast cancer.
Actually, no. The study is not about direct exposure of semen, or entry of semen into the mouth. The contact they're talking about happens inside the vagina; that's the study, that's where the contact happens.
So, one could argue that it does support the hypothesis that blowjobs (which definitely allow a "direct exposure to human semen") could decrease the risk of breast cancer.
Absolutely not, any more than a study about taking aspirin once a day to prevent heart attacks means you can use it as a suppository because someone claims that "taking it" means "taking it" up the ass.
The semen contact studies are actually interesting and support the hypothesis that: if you want to avoid breast cancer, and you use contraception to avoid pregnancy, you've got better odds if the contraceptive you use are not the barrier type like condoms. Use some other (non-barrier) method.
Also, in case anyone is wondering, the study does not say that if you let the guy cum on your tits, you're less likely to develop breast cancer. But what if it's possible? I bet this is one clinical trial where they won't have to pay the volunteers (at least the cummers, if not the cummees.)
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KBees: You so crazy!!! So her friends call he says:
"No, she can't come to the phone, she's getting her cancer treatment."
Laughter is a medicine. Here's to your health.
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a study about taking aspirin once a day to prevent heart attacks means you can use it as a suppository
I bet you that would work just as well. If aspirin helps prevent heart attacks, why would it matter if you absorbed it through your stomach lining or your, well, you know, lining...
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Oral sex in North Carolina consists of partners going to oposite corners of a room and yelling as loud as they can...
F--- YOU!
For multiple orgams, rinse and repeat.
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@ GeminiGirl, 1.21:
Thanks for voting for me, GeminiGirl.
Glad I made you cry and laugh so hard. Hope I helped to make your day in my little way. :)
@ Littlechia911, 1.30
Indeed! I was just thinking that earlier. Laughter is the best medicine.
Yes! Can't answer phone when getting her cancer treatments ... 3 sessions a day, mind you.
Here's to your health also.
See ya, next time. :)
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I bet you that would work just as well. If aspirin helps prevent heart attacks, why would it matter if you absorbed it through your stomach lining or your, well, you know, lining...
if you qualify it, it may or may not, depending on solubility, absorbability, tendency to irritate the stomach versus rectum, whether you have a full stomach or whether you just defecated, how far the asprin travels on its own due to the muscular movement in the rectum and bowel. Maybe the blood concentration has to be at a certain level to be effective, and is achieved via the stomach and not the rectum.
The point is not that it wouldn't work, but that if a study is about oral administration, one shouldn't conclude rectal would be equivalent; it might be, but it might not be.
Anyway, this is far afield of the original assertion by Peter Merel that two studies support the hypothesis that felatio might decrease the risk of breast cancer. They don't.
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Gemini Girl - you are soooo bad. I love it.
Just remember...good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere!
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Just remember...good girls go to heaven but bad girls go everywhere!
Yes, but also remember that us bad girls are sooooooo VERY good at being bad!
TAB~
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Only the good die young!! (props to Billy Joel for that one)
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I guess that means we're going to live forever Gemini Girl!
TAB~
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LOL
I doubt many women are going to believe the article.
TAB~
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#2 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:12 PM EDTI was wondering where I lost my notepad! I was preparing another story to submit to the Liars Club...
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Hell, with the breast cancer history on my mom's side of the family, I'm willing to believe ANYthing....but this "treatment option" sounds like more fun than ....well....the alternatives.
I'm signing up volunteers to help me not get breast cancer. ~tries really, really hard to look completely innocent~ I mean, it's all for a good cause, right?
(On a serious...well, sort of serious....note, breast cancer does run hard in my mom's side of the family. So far, my sister and I have been lucky...)
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GeminiGirl,
You have really appealed to my humanitarian side. I would be very willing to help with your "treatment option" endeavor! (and all kidding aside I hope everything remains well for you and your sister. May God bless you and keep you safe).
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Evil: Thanks for the kind thoughts.....and the willingness to volunteer! ~puts your name down on the list of self-sacrificing men willing to test this hypothesis~
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It's been known for years that regular sex will help prevent prostate cancer, so women now have the knowledge and skills to save two lives at once.
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#3 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:21 PM EDTThe content of this article is completely fictional and should be tagged with humor. Fun though.
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#6 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:40 PM EDTYou are correct, sir. This was made with one of those programs that lets you write whatever schlock you want and then it dresses it up so it looks like a legitimate article from a reputable sournce. Check the URL when you mouse over the link to the article. It's clearly not hosted on CNN's actual website. But given the subject matter, it's no wonder so many were duped. Never underestimate the powers of denial and positive thinking.
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I knew this was a joke because 1. No author, 2. written in 2003 (why seed it now) 3. Dr. Helena's comment about her oral goals pushed the story over the edge. From appearance, it almost looked credible, but no news source. I saw (AP) but figured anyone could put it there. The sad part is some guy is going to use this article to convince his gullible wife that he is helping to keep her healthy. I wondered how long it would take you guys to figure out that this was a hoax. Whoever said the wives would not go for it was definitely on target. When you put the psychology in reverse it doesn't add up.
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Damn. ~snaps my fingers and sighs~
Does that mean I can't sign up volunteers anymore?
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Good research AB. This article is from 2003.
"Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data."
Where do I sign up for ongoing research?
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#7 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:41 PM EDTI laughed so hard I about fell over! OMG what a riot. Did anyone catch the names of the "professionals" in this story? "Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer" this is some FUNNY writing. Thanks............I needed the endorphin rush from laughing.
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#10 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:00 PM EDTYou know what? I did not catch that. That is pretty funny.
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OK, ok
I looked into it further and it is an hoax. Whew....we're safe! Fellatio study is a hoax!
No, I didn't notice the names, must have been having a blonde moment
TAB~
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#13 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:25 PM EDTPM,
From the studies you linked, it would seem that semen does provide benefit to women in reducing breast cancer. The studies did not state whether or not the test subjects had also participated in oral sex with their partners. Although the studies related to did not give specifics on rates for women that performed fellatio, I would submit that if it works from one direction....... :D
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What's the point? I am tired of opinions on sex, but I am not tired of sex. Breast cancer among women is a catastrophe of man but it is not a catastrophe of men, it is a catastrophe for women. When it happens to someone that you love, you will stop equating it with sex.
Love is complicated
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#14 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:49 PM EDTI thought I read here on vine the most erotic news and discussion regarding the state of New Jersey regulating Brazilian waxing(genital shaving) on women last week. And on another article today, a man was sentenced to 90 days in jail caught vacuuming his pecker on a car wash stall in Saginaw, MI. This is so far the best news. Now I know why women consume semen, it has medicinal properties. I think I can offer this service for free to most women. LOL
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#15 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:55 PM EDTI'd be changing the below.... real quick, as that is the way it is appearing on the front page. I suspect you will be garnering a lot of attention and some of it may not be wanted. imo
Article Source: CNN.com
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#16 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:59 PM EDTEvery word of it is true! I will gladly help out any woman in need.
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#17 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:12 PM EDTLike most scientific studies, were this real, we would soon find out that the study used laboratory mice as the--uhhhhh---guinea pigs, and that a human being would have to consume 250 gallons a day for twnety seven years in order to glean the medicinal benefit associated with the ingestation of these protein shakes.
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#21 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:40 PM EDTLet's put it this way....as the old addage goes, there's a sucker born every day.
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Oh great..........An article about blow jobs and you start talking about a sucker being born everyday! ROFL
Sorry.........But it is funny!!
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It's also good for cleaning eye glasses.
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#22 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:01 PM EDTIf that's true, I don't even want to begin to imagine what you have on your eyeglasses, or why and how you found this out.
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#23-i agree, along with everything that preceded it...but it's still hilarious
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There is a whole series of training films on that subject.
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Ewww...who swallows?
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#23 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:24 PM EDTMean people suck.
Nice people swallow.
Remember the "mean people suck" bumper stickers? I never did see anyone put on the follow-up sticker. And I've had enough wine that I will shut up about onewomans comment.
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My mama taught me that it was extremely impolite to spit. *smiles innocently*
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I just like girls who wear glasses,and tell them to keep them on. They have to wipe them off later,but I don't care.
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Gemini, you strike me as both nice and polite.
*equally innocent smile*
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Men, true or not, we have a duty here to show this to our women.
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#24 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 9:32 PM EDTYeah, and if we don't watch it, we could all be swinging from NooseVine.
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Yeah guys, go on and show it to your women. Just remember that having your prostrate massaged is also good for your health, and you have to tell your women that as well to be fair.
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Actually, Katrix, prostrate massages are generally a pleasure. It's the prostate massages that we aren't really thrilled about.
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Oh damn, that elusive "r" that snuck in on me.
You're just trying to deny that male g-spot. I've been told it does wonders for men. I have never had the guts to try it, even when I haven't had fingernails. Cosmo tells me so and why would they lie to me?
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Cosmo tells me so and why would they lie to me?
Women who look like Cosmo's cover models can do pretty much anything they want to a guy and the guy will just smile and say thank you.
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Damn, I guess as long as they don't get married they will have healthy breasts. LOL! Sad but true.
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#26 - Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDTThank you Jesus!! I'll tell females I'm a scientist needing volunteers for my project, show the article, take them back to my lab(home) and.....
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