WILL Helen Staudinger, 92, prove that old ladies can not get away with shoplifting, smelling of rose flour dipped in a specimen bottle AND shooting a neighbour for refusing to kiss them? That's the allegation fired at Dame Helen by her neighbour, one 53-year-old Dwight Bettner.
He says that while she at his home in Ocala, FL,. Dame Helen asked him for a kiss. No, not of life. Of lust. He declined. She then went home, got a gun and retuned to shoot a passion bullet in the general direction of Dwight.